How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Meta

Rock. It's my favorite sign to throw because I don't have to budge a finger. I think I'll throw Rock most of the time. It's an easy 50-50 win-loss ratio anyways.

Paper. Shit, it looks like my friends caught on to my Rock-only strategy. They're throwing Paper most of the time now. This isn't looking good.

Scissors. Well if I just switch to Scissors for five rounds in a row, I can beat their Paper strategy. They'll never see it coming.

Rock. OH NOW YOU ENJOY THROWING ROCK? I THREW ROCK BEFORE IT WAS COOL.

Not sure why I Google Image'd an RPS diagram. Also not sure why one exists.